Anime Rant



“OK ppl plz be quiet. This will start our Anime rant.” said duo

“Who wrote this. Tis crap”

“I don’t were thong!!”

“This fan fic is unjustic.”

“who wrote this?” asked wufei

“Um.......Uh.....I did.” said Kakuee

“Who are you?” asked heero giving his death glare

“The auther of this web page. Kakuee” I said pulling out a rifle. “Do you have a problem.?”

“OH.....Noooo.” they said

“But this is unjustic I do not wear pink boxers!” said wufei

“I think you would look cute in pink boxers.” said Duo

“So I don’t care I wrote it the way i wanted to right Duo?” said Kakuee

“Uh....what o yeah!!” said duo kissing wyfei.

“Now this is justice!!” said wufei inbetween kisses.

“Great now I’m not getting any.” said Heero

“I’ll fix that.” said quatre stuffing his tongue down heero’s throat.

“Great now I’m not getting any!” said Trowa

“Come here big boy.” said duo pulling Trowa towards wufei and himself.

“Hey when did this become a Orgy?” Yelled Kakuee

“When i said it did.” siad duo

“ok !”

“Heeeeerooooo”

“Oh no not her” siad Heero.

“Heero come to me baby.” said her (I’ll refer to Relena as ‘her’ from now on.)

“ahhhh” said heero taking off running in only his scooby doo boxers.

Relena chases after him

Catherine put a hand on her naked brothers shoulder and said

“Dear brother I did not know you were gay”

“Theres a first time for everything.” said Trowa

“I can’t beleive you. Oh well come here Trieze.” says catherine pulling him in for a kiss.

“thanks man.” said Treize in between kisses.

“Now what am i to do?” asked zechs

“Come here Capition” said Duo pulling him inward.

“Wait”

“What” “

Who’s here, let me think. Duo, Wufei, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Relena, Cathrine, Zechs, and Treize.” said Kakuee.

“Right” They all said getting back to what they were doing.

“Well you better leave now none of this will get any better.”

“OH YES TROWA SPANK DUO-KUN HARDER”

“I said leave now go.” said Kakuee

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